to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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gabite:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

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babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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